Shows

@ Harlings II6:00 PM

Evening show and rehearsal at Harlings II. Mandatory dress code: shoes made entirely of food. No exceptions. Baguette loafers, pepperoni platforms, lettuce sandals — dealer's choice. Doors at 5:30.

@ Green Apple Candy Barrel

One time I had this grasshopper that lived

@ Turtle Bar8:00 PM

Lots of croaking by whoever shows up, interspersed by silence

@ Reading Reptile11PM

The Books, Reading to Your Mom

@ Harlings6AM

Balloon Man, Powder, Garage Temple Mastodon Flea Barge, Blind Melon

Benefits: This is a fundraiser for my grandma, who is only 10 at the time of this writing (Benjamin Buttoning)